X-Men comic quotes

Angel ~ Cyclops ~ Gambit ~ Iceman ~ Jean Grey ~ Jubilee ~ Juggernaut ~ Nightcrawler ~
Northstar ~ Nurse Annie ~ Others ~ Polaris ~ Rogue ~ Shadowcat ~ Wolverine ~ Xavier

              Wolverine

• Wolverine: "Deadpool ain't it? Sorta rhymes with Dead Fool?"
  Deadpool: "Yeah-- like Wolverine rhymes with... Louver Screen? ... Hoover Spleen? Hey what the heck does it rhyme with?"
  Wolverine #88



• Wolverine: "Wolverine don't jump through hoops for nobody!"
  Uncanny X-Men 129

 
• Scott: "What do you think we should call me? When I'm in costume, I mean."
  Logan: "It ain't a costume, kid, it's a uniform. And how bout we call you 'that ridiculous polite Pollyanna who won't last a week.'"
  X-Men Evolution issue 2

 
• Wolverine: "Freakin' Sleazoids!"
  X-Men vs. the Brood
   
• Wolverine: "Sometimes I forget that you and Summers grew up together. I guess some of him did rub of of ya."
  Uncanny X-Men 409
   
• Xavier: "Logan I don't understand you. You agreed to come back here, to be part of the X-men again. Cyclops came and got you. All was forgiven. And the next morning you're gone again. I don't understand."
  Wolverine: "Listen. You all ask me back here. You say you forgive me for my sins. You say all the right things. And then I walk down these halls. . . I can hear the whispers. I can smell it. The fear. I can taste the hate."
  Ultimate X-Men 38
   
• Wolverine: "Why every other word out of someone's mouth to me is 'animal'?"
  Ultimate X-Men 37
   
• Little girl: Mister...can I ask you a question?
  Wolverine: Sure, darlin
  Little girl: Are you...are you Spider-Man?
  Wolverine: No, darlin'...Spider-Man's a sissy.
  Wolverine 181
   
• Wolverine: "Time to make nice with the public, eh Summers?"
  Cyclops: "We have to do more than that, Logan. We have to astonish them."

Astonishing X-Men 1 *NEW*

      Iceman
• Iceman: "It's gotten to the point where anyone who hangs out in the lobby for an hour thinks they're an X-Man!"
  Uncanny X-Men 416

 
• Iceman: "What Xavier does is science!"
  Uncanny X-Men 417

 
• Nurse Annie: [about how nothing is a secret at the mansion] "Everyone knows that I don't like mutants. Everyone knows I have a thing for Alex. Everyone knows you used to date Lorna. Everyone thinks Northstar and I are dating, even though he's openly homosexual..."
  Bobby: "Northstar's gay!?"
  Uncanny X-Men 425

 
• Iceman: "C'mon Hank, if I can give up a dream of a trio of gorgeous redheads-- you can walk away from your test tubes."
  X-Men vs. the Brood
   
• Man: "Could I get some more ice?"
  Bobby: "Don't tempt me."
  Uncanny X-Men 409
   
• Scott: "Open your mouth again and my glasses come off."
  Bobby Drake: "Okay, that is officially the lamest threat I have ever-"
  Xavier: "Enough!"
  Ultimate X-Men 47
  
        Nightcrawler
• Kurt: "Eat your heart out Spider-Man!"
  Uncanny X-Men 137



• Kurt: "This is my kind of neighborhood: lots of shadows, and lots of things to climb on."
  Uncanny X-Men 130

 
• Kurt: "I'll agree to you staying on the team. But if you ever-"
  Brian: "EVER."
  Kurt: "Hurt Kitty-"
  Brian: "I will without hesitation tear your head off."
  Kurt: "And I will spend days mocking it and drawing pictures all over it before
  teleporting it into the north sea."
  Pete: "Well, the urge to go to the little boys room has now left me."
  Excalibur 91
   
• Kurt: "Aye carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn't you?"
  Uncanny X-Men 410 *NEW*
   
• Kurt: "Thank you Professor, for being a true father to me all of these years."
  Uncanny X-Men 434 *NEW*
   
• Angel: "Want me to drip some of my blood into the wound and see if it heals the damage?"
  Nightcrawler: "Now there's a question I never thought anyone would ask me. . . "
  Uncanny X-Men 431
   
• Kid: "You are so cool looking!"
  Kurt: "Why, yes I know. But thank you."
  Uncanny X-Men 421
  
        Cyclops
• Scott: "What do you think we should call me? When I'm in costume, I mean."
  Logan: "It ain't a costume, kid, it's a uniform. And how bout we call you 'that ridiculous polite Pollyanna who won't last a week.'"
  X-Men Evolution issue 2



• Scott: "Tell me, Jean, is this where old discos go to die?"
  Uncanny X-Men 130

 
• Cyclops: "If only I could tell her the words I really want to say! How gorgeous her lips are...how silken her hair is...how I love her! But, I dare not..."
  Uncanny X-Men 8

 
• Cyclops: "This is good. The guy who's tried to steal my wife since the day he met us is gonna tell me about what's proper."
  Astonishing X-Men 1 *NEW*
   
• Scott: "Open your mouth again and my glasses come off."
  Bobby Drake: "Okay, that is officially the lamest threat I have ever-"
  Xavier: "Enough!"
  Ultimate X-Men 47
   
• Cyclops: "I believe you people have something that belongs to us?"
  Gambit: "Short lil' fella."
  Jubilee: "All adamantium and attitude. He's one of a kind. We'd like him back."
  X-Men #7
   
• Cyclops: "So here I am, Cyclops -- so-called leader of the X-Men -- and how do I use my optic blasts? As a snooze button."
  Uncanny 337
   
• Wolverine: "Time to make nice with the public, eh Summers?"
  Cyclops: "We have to do more than that, Logan. We have to astonish them."

Astonishing X-Men 1 *NEW*
 
• Cyke: "We're a super hero team, and I think it's time we start acting like one."
  Wolverine: "Whoa, wait... is this gonna be about tights?"  
  Astonishing X-Men 1 *NEW*
  
        Jean Grey
  
• Jean: "So far, I've nothing to show for tonight but three drunken passes and a comment that my dress is tacky."
  Uncanny X-men 130

 
• Jean: "Two beings -- Jean Grey and Phoenix . . . separate . .unique . . bound together. A symbiote, Piotr; neither can exist without each other. Phoenix provides my life-force, while I provide a living focus for its infinite power."
  Uncanny X-Men 137

 
• Marvel Girl: "Iceman! Stop that, you juvenile Jerry Lewis!"
  Uncanny X-Men 10

 
• Warren Worthington: "You have no idea what it's like to have your entire life pulled out from under you!"
  Jean Grey: "Warren, please. You're talking to the woman who's been killed, cloned and kidnapped more times than I can remember. Let's keep it in perspective."
  Unknown Issue
   
• Marvel Girl: "I say we rain on Magneto's parade so hard his helmet rusts!"
  Beast: "You heard the lady."
  Professor Xavier & the X-Men 5
  
        Nurse Annie
• Nurse Annie: [about Angel] "Oooh Mister Hunky-Wings?"
  Uncanny X-Men 417

 
• Nurse Annie: [to Angel] "If you knew anything about women, handsome, you'd know there's nothing more important than a man who can kiss."
  Uncanny X-Men 423
   
• Nurse Annie: "You love chocolate milk shakes with extra whipped cream and no cherries."
  Alex: "Those maraschino things are gross."
  Uncanny X-Men 426

 
• Nurse Annie: [about how nothing is a secret at the mansion] "Everyone knows that I don't like mutants. Everyone knows I have a thing for Alex. Everyone knows you used to date Lorna. Everyone thinks Northstar and I are dating, even though he's openly homosexual..."
  Bobby: "Northstar's gay!?"
  Uncanny X-Men 425
   
• Nurse Annie: [about her being in love with someone in a coma] "Maybe I'm just a closet necrophillac."
  Uncanny X-Men 416
  
        Jubilee
• Jubilee: "Dude, ever hear the words 'Mouth. Wash'?"
  Uncanny X-Men 423

 
• Jubilee: "Are you sending me because my powers are wimpier than yours?"
  Husk: "Yes."
  Jubilee: "Just clarifying."
  Uncanny X-Men 427


      Rogue
• Rogue: "I'm so not a tree."
  X-Men Evolution issue 4

 
• Rogue: "Why don'cha charge up one'a them playin' cards with some kinetic whoop-de-do and get this show on the road, Sweet-cheeks."
  X-Men Adventures 1

 
• Rogue: "Look at this disease, it attacks mutants--attacks us-- an' it eats us away from the inside--breakin' us apart, breakin' us down-- until we lose control over the very thing which makes us hated---our powers! All mah life, mah powers have been beatin' me down. 'Cause of them, Ah can't touch anyone without absorbin' their minds--their hearts an' souls--an' now along comes this dirty disease--which is gonna take the one thing Ah hate the most an' kill me with it?"
  X-Men 27
  
        Angel
• Angel: [to Bobby] "You're becoming a regular Sue Storm, kiddo!"
  Uncanny X-Men 8
   
• Angel: "Want me to drip some of my blood into the wound and see if it heals the damage?"
  Nightcrawler: "Now there's a question I never thought anyone would ask me. . . "
  Uncanny X-Men 431
   
• Warren Worthington: "You have no idea what it's like to have your entire life pulled out from under you!"
  Jean Grey: "Warren, please. You're talking to the woman who's been killed, cloned, and kidnapped more times than I can remember. Let's keep it in perspective."
  Unknown Issue
   
• Beast: "Sometimes, Bobby, I wonder if puberty will ever end for you."
  Warren: "Or start."
  Uncanny X-Men 356
   
• Chamber: "Do you two have a problem I'm unaware of?"
  Angel: "No problem. We just don't like each other."
  Uncanny X-Men 409
  
        Polaris
• Polaris: "I just haven't got the patience for stupid people these days!"
  Uncanny X-Men 422

 
• Lorna: "You still love me, Bobby? After all these years? My God that's just so sweet. But I can't love you back because I'm getting married today, Bobby Drake...OVER ANNIE'S DEAD BODY!!!"
  Uncanny X-Men 426


      Shadowcat
• Shadowcat: "So many people I have loved have died in the name of this undeclared war between the species that share more similarities than differences. I want to find a new way."
  X-Men 110
   
• Kitty Pryde: "I've been an X-Man since I was fourteen, Pete. It's like wearing a big sign saying 'Please try and kill me, I like it.'"
  Unknown issue
   
• Kitty Pryde: "Remember when this place was just flame-throwers and rotating knives? I miss that."
  Astonishing X-Men 1 *NEW*
  
       Northstar
• Northstar: "Didn't you used to be blue, Warren? I could have sworn you used to be blue."
  Uncanny X-Men 414
   
• Northstar: "I know you like the little goldfish and all, but this seems a bit extreme. You're not doing anything untoward with the boy, are you?
  Juggernaut: "Come on, Northstar, I like girls, present company excluded."
  Northstar: "Did you--did you just call me a girl?"
  Juggernaut: "Well, you like boys, don't you?"
  Northstar: "No, I like men. Present company excluded."
  Juggernaut: "Whoo, now I'm deeply wounded. I may never recover from the painful emotional shock of being rejected by a guy."
  Uncanny X-Men 431
   
• Northstar: [about Gambit] "A spicy Cajun dish with some seriously hot buns."
  Uncanny X-Men 425


      Gambit
• Gambit: "So why's everybody callin' him "Joseph"? What is dat all about? Maybe I should just start callin' myself somethin' different. James. 'Gambit? No, I'm James.'"
  Uncanny X-Men #337

 
• Gambit: [he just came in from the rainy outdoors] "Fin'ly. I knew if I wore dis trench coat long enough... it'd event'ly come in handy."
  Uncanny X-Men #337
   
• Gambit: "So what's her power? 'Sides the ability t' stick her chest out?"
  Gambit and the Externals #1
  
        Xavier
• Storm: "Your pardon, sir. We are here to see a man about a rescue."
  Xavier: "Pity. I was hoping for a pizza delivery."
  Colossus: "Is Professor Xavier unwell, Storm? He is making a joke."
  X-Men 3
   
• Scott: "Open your mouth again and my glasses come off."
  Bobby Drake: "Okay, that is officially the lamest threat I have ever-"
  Xavier: "Enough!"
  Ultimate X-Men 47
   
• Xavier: "Logan I don't understand you. You agreed to come back here, to be part of the X-men again. Cyclops came and got you. All was forgiven. And the next morning you're gone again. I don't understand."
  Wolverine: "Listen. You all ask me back here. You say you forgive me for my sins. You say all the right things. And then I walk down these halls. . . I can hear the whispers. I can smell it. The fear. I can taste the hate."
  Ultimate X-men 38
  
        Juggernaut
  
• Cain Marko: "You talkin' to me, Icebucket?"
  Uncanny X-Men 418

 
• Juggernaut: "Oh, so now you're gonna start getting all 'holier than thou' on me, Charles?"
  Uncanny X-Men 429
   
• Northstar: "I know you like the little goldfish and all, but this seems a bit extreme. You're not doing anything untoward with the boy, are you?
  Juggernaut: "Come on, Northstar, I like girls, present company excluded."
  Northstar: "Did you--did you just call me a girl?"
  Juggernaut: "Well, you like boys, don't you?"
  Northstar: "No, I like men. Present company excluded."
  Juggernaut: "Whoo, now I'm deeply wounded. I may never recover from the painful emotional shock of being rejected by a guy."
  Uncanny X-Men 431
  
        Others
  
• Stacy X: "Well, that's interesting, 'cause I haven't had skin since I was sixteen. I've had scales."
  Uncanny X-Men 416

 
• Moria: "If you want a convenient buzz-word for her, 'cosmic' fits the bill nicely!"
  Uncanny X-Men 135
  
  
• Morph: "He [Wolverine] used to tell me that my 'squishy, odorless bod' made him nervous."
  Exiles 33

 
• Mystique: "Rogue, need I remind you that we are evil mutants?"
  Unknown issue.

 
• Havok: [to Nightcrawler] "You're no beast to me cutie!"
  Uncanny X-Men 424

 
• Sammy: [about Xavier] "He's got brain powers."
  Uncanny X-Men 410
   
• Marvel Girl: "I say we rain on Magneto's parade so hard his helmet rusts!"
  Beast: "You heard the lady."
  Professor Xavier & the X-Men 5
   
• Dazzler: "Call me Dazzler, darlin'. That's my name -- and that's what I do. Dazzle people."
  Uncanny X-Men 130